Amateur Radio Call: KD6QAH

Real Name: Bradley Ball

Known Affectionately as: Bradley

Claimed Occupation: Sea Captain

Consensus Occupation: Seaman Ball 

Claimed 'Orientation': Married-With-Children Heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': Ditto

B.F.F: MWK - Mike Kelley

Major Annoyance: WP3BL - Irv Fontanes (Stanton, CA)

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 3.5

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 2

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 1.5

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 1.5

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 2

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 2.5

Semantic Skills (1-5): 4.5

Worn Out Show (1-5): 1.5

Possible Virgin (1-5): 1.5

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 1.5

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 1.5

Amateur Radio Call: KD6QXA

Real Name: Alan Sanchez

Known Affectionately as: Snatch-Cheese

Claimed Occupation: Retired following elevator mishap

Consensus Occupation: Douchebag

Claimed 'Orientation': Married-With-Children heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': Flaming Bisexual

B.F.F: KD6JSP - Mark Braun

Major Annoyance: GK

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 4

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 2

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 2

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 3

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 3

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 2

Semantic Skills (1-5): 2

Worn Out Show (1-5): 3

Possible Virgin (1-5): 2

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 5

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 3

Amateur Radio Call: WA6RXZ

Real Name: Henry Stange

Known Affectionately as: Hank, Dirt Farmer

Claimed Occupation: Kills birds

Consensus Occupation: Unemployable

Claimed 'Orientation': Married-With-Children heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': Asexual

B.F.F: WP3BL - Irvin Fontanes (Stanton, CA)

Major Annoyance: CDX

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 4

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 3.5

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 4

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 4

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 5

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 2.5

Semantic Skills (1-5): 1

Worn Out Show (1-5): 4

Possible Virgin (1-5): 4

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 4.5

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 4.5

Henry gets his butt paddled by the FCC

Amateur Radio Call: KD6GDB

Real Name: Jeff Jurenka (b: 1956)

Known Affectionately as: GDB, der Fuhrer

Claimed Occupation: Software engineer, beneficiary of a vast Real Estate fortune

Consensus Occupation: Ditto

Claimed 'Orientation': Married-With-Children Heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': BDSM Asexual

B.F.F: KD6GDB

Major Annoyance: Any non-Alpha

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 3

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 3

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 4

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 4

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 4

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 2

Semantic Skills (1-5): 3.5

Worn Out Show (1-5): 4

Possible Virgin (1-5): 1.5

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 4

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 4

Amateur Radio Call: KE6MCL

Real Name: Doug Wittig

Known Affectionately as: Desert Doug

Claimed Occupation: Semi-retired mechanical Wizard something

Consensus Occupation: Professional curmudgeon

Claimed 'Orientation': Regular Heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': Flaming Heterosexual

B.F.F: Desert Doug

Major Annoyance: Any Drone

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 2

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 1

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 3

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 1.5

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 2

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 2.5

Semantic Skills (1-5): 3

Worn Out Show (1-5): 2.5

Possible Virgin (1-5): 1.5

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): N/A (heh)

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 3.5

Amateur Radio Call: KA3AJM

Real Name: Chris Baldwin

Known Affectionately as: Chris, AJM

Claimed Occupation: Brainiac radio electronics engineering something

Consensus Occupation: Ditto

Claimed 'Orientation': Regular Homo

Consensus 'Orientation': Closeted Heterosexual

B.F.F: CDX

Major Annoyance: Corey - DVN

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 4

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): N/A

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 2

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 1.5

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 2

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 1

Semantic Skills (1-5): 4.5

Worn Out Show (1-5): 2

Possible Virgin (1-5): 1

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 1.5

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 2

Amateur Radio Call: W6MWK

Amateur Radio Call: K6GE

Real Name: Gary Elmer

Known Affectionately as: Gary, Sir, Boss

Claimed Occupation: Self employed, plastics something

Consensus Occupation: Ditto. Actual college degree

Claimed 'Orientation': Married-With-Children Heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': Ditto

B.F.F: Gary Elmer

Major Annoyance: Jammers, douchebags, blabbermouths

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 1.5

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 1

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 1+

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 1

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 2

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 2.0

Semantic Skills (1-5): 4.5

Worn Out Show (1-5): 1.5

Possible Virgin (1-5): 1

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): N/A

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 2

Amateur Radio Call: N6OAY

Real Name: Anton W. Johnson

Known Affectionately as: Anton

Claimed Occupation: Self-employed electronics salesman

Consensus Occupation: Gigilo, Raconteur, Bon Vivant, International Playboy

Claimed 'Orientation': Flaming heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': Suspected Regular Homo

B.F.F: Ledge

Major Annoyance: LEE

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 3.5

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 2

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 4

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 1

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 2

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 2.5

Semantic Skills (1-5): 5

Worn Out Show (1-5): 3

Possible Virgin (1-5): 1

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 2

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 1.5