Amateur Radio Call: KC6WZM

Real Name: Pat Sullivan

Known Affectionately as: Pat

Claimed Occupation: No claims recently

Consensus Occupation: Unemployable

Claimed 'Orientation': No claims recently. Reads poetry about pussy a lot

Consensus 'Orientation': Regular Homo

B.F.F: KE6YDO - Robert Martin

Major Annoyance: GDB

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 1.5

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 3

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 4

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 4.5

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 2

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 3.5

Semantic Skills (1-5): N/A

Worn Out Show (1-5): 5

Possible Virgin (1-5): 4.5

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): N/A

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 2