Amateur Radio Call: WP3BL

Real Name: Irv Fontanes

Known Affectionately as: Irv, Irff, You Little Faggot

Claimed Occupation: Student

Consensus Occupation: See photo above

Claimed 'Orientation': Married-With-Children Heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': See photo above

B.F.F: ZKZ - Bugeye 

Major Annoyance: All non-Misfits

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 3

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 5

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 3

Possible Criminal Sociopath (1-5): 4

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 5

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): See photo above

Semantic Skills (1-5): 1

Worn Out Show (1-5): 5

Possible Virgin (1-5): 5

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 5

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 4

Amateur Radio Call: N6UZS

Real Name: Richard Clark

Known Affectionately as: Buzz, Buzzy, Fussy Buzz

Claimed Occupation: Entertainment industry actor

Consensus Occupation: Full-time 435 whipping boy

Claimed 'Orientation': Regular Heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': Closeted Asexual/Homo 

B.F.F: Any other Drone

Major Annoyance: Most non-Drones

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 4.0

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 4+

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 2+

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 2

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 4+

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 5

Semantic Skills (1-5): 2

Worn Out Show (1-5): 5

Possible Virgin (1-5): 4+

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 5

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 4+

Amateur Radio Call: K6USO (formerly KG6KLE)

Real Name: Greg Cook

Known Affectionately as: KleKle

Claimed Occupation: Undisclosed

Consensus Occupation: Unemployable

Claimed 'Orientation': Regular heterosexual

Consensus 'Orientation': Flaming homo

B.F.F: GDB

Major Annoyance: GK

Cock Talk Quotient (1-5): 3

Possible Closeted Homo (1-5): 3.5+

Possible Schizophrenic (1-5): 4+

Possible Sociopath (1-5): 4+

Possible Psychopathic Liar: 4.5

Fat-Assed Operator (1-5): 3.5

Semantic Skills (1-5): 1.5

Worn Out Show (1-5): 4.5

Possible Virgin (1-5): 4

Suspected Jamming Quotient (1-5): 4.5

Easy-To-Spin Quotient (1-5): 4.5