The 435 Ghetto

We Collect the 435 Trash

Tuesday
Sep 07th

The 435 Operators

  • Alpha Dogs   ( 9 Articles )


    Alpha Dog: Urban Dictionary: (noun)

    1. The leader of a pack that rolls several dogs deep.

    Ex.  He's got all the bitches- he's the Alpha Dog

    Unlike the Drones, Alphas don't have much to prove. Like the Big Man on Campus back in the day when you were in high school, Alpha Dogs exude coolness and confidence. They are suave and de-boner - and everybody knows it...especially the forty-something bed wetters that still live with Mom and Dad.
  • Drones   ( 4 Articles )

    Drone: (Merriam Webster) Verb.

    1: To make a sustained deep murmuring, humming, or buzzing sound (droning bees)

    2: To pass or spend in dull or monotonous activity or in idlenes

    The 435 Drone has perfected the art of combining a and b (above) into a nonstop,
    criminally boring show - with a captive audience.

    It takes years to combine the unique personal failings with the powerful and sophisticated radio gear necessary to achieve the unfortunate status of 435 Drone.

    While Drones are not the most popular operators, they do maintain the respect of at least some of the user group.  

  • Normal Citizens   ( 9 Articles )

    435 Normal - defined:

    Not an Alpha Dog

    Not a Beta Male

    Not a Misfit

    Not a Drone

  • Bed Wetters   ( 3 Articles )


    Typically the least-respected operators, the 435 Bed Wetters. They pee the sheets every night - and while Mommy is doing their nasty laundry, they blab endlessly about all the fags and pussies on 435. They are also force to use dial-up internet access.

    Some Bed Wetters will eventually graduate to be Drones - once they learn to stop pissing themselves. The rest are already convinced that everybody pees the sheets. They will never make Drone status.


  • Beta Males   ( 5 Articles )

    Beta Male: Urban Dictionary (noun) Synonym: Pussy-whipped

    1. An unremarkable, careful man who avoids risk and confrontation. Beta males lack the physical presence, charisma and confidence of the Alpha male.

    2. A clingy, moody, and sometimes feminine man in both his mannerisms and habits. Strangely, women can't resist their puppy dog eyes and quirky charms.

    Commonly heard on 435, the Beta Male is routinely served up by the Alphas and Drones. In high school gym class, it was the Betas that always got their butt snapped with a wet towel.

  • Misfits   ( 6 Articles )


    Misfit: Urban Dictionary. (Noun)
    Basically, an individual. In the school social classes of today, a misfit doesn't fit into any one quite right, not even the outcasts, but may have qualities of each one. True misfits usually do not believe they are emo or goth, and they are usually introverts. Misfits tend to follow their own beliefs, and are usually persecuted for it.
     
    Misfits tend to be hated for no reason, have few good friends, and are usually intelligent and mature, and sometimes sort of insane and depressed. Misfits tend not to care about their bad social lives.
  • Failed Operators   ( 1 Articles )

    Having been banished to the Cornfield for being assholes and troublemakers, the Failed Operators as a group will likely show high numbers in our psychological profile breakdowns.

    The consensus among 435 operators is that if you are so fucked up that you get booted from 435, your life is pretty fucked up and you deserve ridicule. And to be jammed over.

    Operators that were previously banned from the frequency, and have been tentatively allowed back into the community, will have to wallow in the Failed Operator classification until your Webmasterdecides otherwise.
  • Group Activities   ( 1 Articles )